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'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Ready...."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Watch yourself.'

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Decluttering. . .

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Cleaner

The Movers - Decluttering

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'