Decluttering Devotee T-Shirts

You need to simplify your life. Start with a smaller bag.

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

"Okay, so we're organized. Now what?"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"

'Watch yourself.'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Self-Isolation Survival List

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'I got sick of seeing all the clutter on the refrigerator door. Now, I just put sticky notes on Gene.'

The Movers - Decluttering

'Finally cleanted out the cellar. Got rid of all the old books, old clothes and, especially, all those old wine bottles.'

"Bury my old power cords here. I just can't bring myself to throw them out."

My Marie Kondo Drawer

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Since I got rid of all my books I've had so much more room for sandwiches."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

A catch-all is born.

Declutter Your Life