Detox Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

'How is the detox going?'

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Be Healthy

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Children's games and technology

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"