Detention Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Actor practising his indian war crys

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."