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'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"Young Montague's full of himself."