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Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."