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'For the hundredth time, it's, 'Hand over your wallet.' It ain't that complicated.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Bribery and Corruption.

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Bad police dog! What have I told you about planting evidence?'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Mafia's car

'It's windy this morning.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Georgians vs Aliens

Hitman To Do List...

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Lucia di Lammermoor

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'