Detention Dealer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a detention dealer with a creative flair? Our collection offers witty, eye-catching items that celebrate their edgy style and distinctive vibe. Whether it's a humorous mug, a bold t-shirt, or a fun print, find the perfect way to show appreciation or add some personality to their space. These gifts are designed to speak to their rebellious spirit and creative mindset, making everyday moments more memorable and fun.

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I just can't take it anymore!

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'" mockup

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!" mockup

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

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"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..." mockup

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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That's supposed to say garage sale! mockup

That's supposed to say garage sale!

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Sale.

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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack. mockup

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved." mockup

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

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Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair. mockup

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

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Customer Convention

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500." mockup

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

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Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4). mockup

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

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'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales' mockup

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

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"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain." mockup

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

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Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop mockup

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

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"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup." mockup

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

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The Bargain Brand

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"Buy my data $20"

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Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

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"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?" mockup

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

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'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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Black Friday

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"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves." mockup

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

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'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.' mockup

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

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Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid. mockup

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

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"How much is the sign?"

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'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.' mockup

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

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Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off. mockup

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

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'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.' mockup

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

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Money clip liquidation sale.

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Detention Dealer Gifts Collection

Detention Dealer Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that detention dealers will love—perfect for mornings or gift-giving with a splash of humor.

Detention Dealer Pillows

Discover playful pillows that bring humor and personality into any space, ideal for detention dealers with a creative style.

Detention Dealer Prints

Browse our expressive prints that capture the creative spirit of detention dealers—perfect for personalizing their space with humor and flair.

Detention Dealer T-Shirts

Check out our bold t-shirts designed for detention dealers with a creative edge—perfect for making a statement and expressing personality.