Detention Dealer Pillows

I just can't take it anymore!

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Bargain Brand

"Buy my data $20"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Black Friday

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"How much is the sign?"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Money clip liquidation sale.