Detention Pro Pillows

"I was acquitted."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

I just can't take it anymore!

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Footballer.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Er...Eric..."

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

Spot the Ball Live

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'

'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.'

"The principal's leaving early today, Phillip, so go to the office now, and you can act up later."

"Hold up! I think that's one of their mannequins."

'I told the dean I couldn't go to detention because I have detention-deficit-disorder, and he bought it!'

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

'I've been sent to the Principal's office before, but this is the first time I've ever been subpoenaed!'

'This is called detention... it's not a hostage situation.'

'You know the rule, Billy. Get two technical fouls in a school day and you are expelled.'