Detention Diy-ers Pillows

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Kiwi Ingenuity

Painting

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

"I was acquitted."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'