Detention Diy-ers Pillows

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Extra innings.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Kiwi Ingenuity

Painting

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"I was acquitted."

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."