Detention Avoidance Strategist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with a pillow that cheekily honors their clever detention avoidance strategies.

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"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!" mockup

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

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"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?" mockup

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

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"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?" mockup

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

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The World's best Camouflage Store. mockup

The World's best Camouflage Store.

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Mission accomplished.

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ISIS needle in a haystack.

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The Boomerang Sanctions

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!' mockup

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

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Goalie Wall.

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Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

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Stealth fighter fly over.

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!' mockup

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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"I was acquitted."

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Oil dependency

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I just can't take it anymore!

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The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking. mockup

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

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'Smart' missiles spell out the message. mockup

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

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Syria / Israel.

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Helms Burton Titulo III

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'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve. mockup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

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'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.' mockup

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

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Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss! mockup

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

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"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine." mockup

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

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I'm not avoiding you!

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance mockup

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.' mockup

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

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Detention Avoidance Strategist Pillows Collection

Detention Avoidance Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever detention avoidance slogans—ideal for those who appreciate humor and wit in their daily routine.

Detention Avoidance Strategist Prints

Browse prints that add a humorous and clever touch to any room, honoring their innovative mindset.

Detention Avoidance Strategist T-Shirts

Find fun t-shirts that showcase their detention avoidance genius—perfect for casual wear and making a witty statement.