Detention Avoidance Strategist Mugs

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Mission accomplished.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

The Boomerang Sanctions

When a nanosecond is forever.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Goalie Wall.

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"I was acquitted."

Oil dependency

I just can't take it anymore!

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Syria / Israel.

Helms Burton Titulo III

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

I'm not avoiding you!

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'