Venting Strategist Mugs

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

The Boomerang Sanctions

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'I'll take this one.'

It can be theraputic to make a list of everyone and everything that makes you angry.

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Oil dependency

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Boxer with glasses.

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."