Venting Strategist Prints

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

The Atomium Bombs

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

The Boomerang Sanctions

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

The Muscle in Brussels

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Helms Burton Titulo III

'It's gotta be a trap.'

It can be theraputic to make a list of everyone and everything that makes you angry.

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'I'll take this one.'

Oil dependency

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Boxer with glasses.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."