Detention Avoidance Strategist Prints

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

That's What Happens

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mission accomplished.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

The Thing That Won't Leave

ISIS needle in a haystack.

When a nanosecond is forever.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Goalie Wall.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Stealth fighter fly over.

Drones, Explained

"I was acquitted."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Syria / Israel.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Oil dependency

I just can't take it anymore!

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

Dronin'

By a Former Drone Operator

Helms Burton Titulo III

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance