Great Escape Strategist Mugs

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Prisoner Crossing

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Office jumping from one building to another.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'What were you expecting? Flowers?'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'