'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'
Strategic Escape Artist Mugs
Start their day with a mug that champions the strategic escape artist in your life—filled with clever designs that reflect their love for puzzles and wit.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
Just don't let the old man get you down.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"FREEDOM!!!"
Imagine there's no office...
Fox hunting.
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Tsunami Evac Route
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Strategic Escape Artist Mugs Collection
Strategic Escape Artist Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to your space, celebrating the strategy and smarts of the escape artist.
Strategic Escape Artist Prints
Browse our prints to inspire and amuse the creative escape artist in your life with witty, clever artwork.
Strategic Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the witty side of escape artists—great for those who love a good challenge.