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'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"He did it!"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

A spy

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Crime Writer's Society.

'Speak.'

"Any clues?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Agatha Christie

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

Marriage Crash Investigation