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Writers wait in their area of expertise.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Speak.'

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The butler did it!"

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions