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Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Any clues?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Marriage Crash Investigation

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Crime

Office of Independent Counsel: If at first you don't succeed, Pry, Pry and Pry again.

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Schlock Holmes