Detective Novel Junkie Pillows

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Crime Writer's Society.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Any clues?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"The butler did it!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Crime

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Office of Independent Counsel: If at first you don't succeed, Pry, Pry and Pry again.

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode