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'Amazing, Holmes! You can deduce all that just by looking at me?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"He did it!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Agatha Christie

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Frankie and Annette.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"The butler did it!"

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

The Future of Detective Work

Trevor Eve

Police Line Up.

Joke Shop.