Rebel without a cubicle.
Desk Job Dissenter Gifts
Looking for a clever gift idea for the desk job dissenter? Celebrate their unique attitude and creative spirit with a funny mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print that says it all. Whether they’re challenging the status quo or just need a little humor to survive the 9-to-5 grind, our products are tailored to bring a smile and a spark of rebellion to their workspace. Perfect for the unconventional worker who loves to stand out and express their individuality.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
Scapegoat of the Year
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
Working 9 to 5.
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Finger on the Z Key
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
Inkwell Genie.
"He said his screen is frozen again."
Whack, Out of Whack.
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
"The first of many cubicles..."
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
'While you were out I replaced you.'
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'
Desk Job Dissenter Gifts Collection
Desk Job Dissenter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the desk job dissenter—ideal for sparking conversations or just adding a bit of humor to their coffee routine.
Desk Job Dissenter Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that bring personality and comfort to the workspace or home. Celebrate their rebellious spirit with a playful touch.
Desk Job Dissenter Prints
Browse our bold art prints that reflect the uniqueness of the desk job dissenter. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and attitude.
Desk Job Dissenter T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts perfect for the desk job dissenter. Make a statement and add some humor to their wardrobe—because standing out is their specialty.