Desk Job Dissenter Pillows

Rebel without a cubicle.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Working 9 to 5.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Scapegoat of the Year

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Inkwell Genie.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"