Dental Insurance Enthusiast Gifts

'Could you go over your companies dental plan one more time please?'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'