Dental Insurance Enthusiast Gifts

'Could you go over your companies dental plan one more time please?'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Savoy Dental Salon

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'