Dental Plan Enthusiast Gifts

"And what made you apply for this job besides our free dental care?"

"Frankly, our dental plan bites."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Savoy Dental Salon

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday