Dental Plan Enthusiast T-Shirts

"And what made you apply for this job besides our free dental care?"

"Frankly, our dental plan bites."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"