Dental Industry Insider Gifts

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Supermarket Merge

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'The music business.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists who do appendectomies.