Dental Industry Insider Pillows

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'The music business.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."