Dental Health Gurus Gifts

"Do you have an appointment?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."