Dental Health Gurus Mugs

"Do you have an appointment?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."