Dental Economist Gifts

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Floss Street Vendor

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Privatisation of the NHS

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"You've been grinding your fangs."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

Dentists on Holiday

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"Aha—I hit a nerve."