Dental Economist T-Shirts

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Floss Street Vendor

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Privatisation of the NHS

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"Aha—I hit a nerve."

Dentists on Holiday

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Dentists who do appendectomies.