Dental Geek T-Shirts

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Toothbrush Superhero.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."