Dental Hygiene Nerds T-Shirts

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Grassy breath?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentimony.

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'