Dental Health Nerd T-Shirts

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Do you think drinking milk will help my teeth?'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Dentimony.

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."