Dental Emergency Gifts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'I'm on my way!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Frontline health workers

Tooth fairy pays with card

"That explains all the cavities."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Decontamination

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Paramedics.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Fire Assembly Point

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building