Dental Emergency T-Shirts

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'I'm on my way!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Frontline health workers

Tooth fairy pays with card

"That explains all the cavities."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Why dogs hate CPR.

Fire Assembly Point

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building