Medical Emergencies T-Shirts

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

Stretcher is held upside down so the patient won't get wet.

'Can you hear me, doctor?'

'I'm a Heimlich Maneuver specialist at an all you can eat restaurant.'

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"Quick, phone Doctor's Orders, three times!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'I'm on my way!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Decontamination

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Wards / Mortuary

Paramedics.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.