Dealing With Medical Emergencies T-Shirts

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Prepper Dog

Decontamination

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Helicopter

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Paramedics.

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'