Dealing With Medical Emergencies Prints

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Prepper Dog

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Helicopter

Grim reaper ambulance

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'