Medical Emergency Enthusiast Prints

Health Care Consultant on Call.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Being Serenading in Casualty

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"It appears you have a virus."

Paramedics.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"I can't find the instructions."

"My God, now what?"

"This feels so familiar."