Emergency Room Enthusiasts Prints

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Next.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I've got a pulse!"

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Hospital Visit

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"He fought like hell."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'