Emergency Room Enthusiasts Prints

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Next.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Hospital Visit

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"He fought like hell."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'