Dental Procedure T-Shirts

Celebrate resilience with a witty dental-themed t-shirt. Ideal for anyone facing dental procedures, turning a potentially stressful day into a moment of humor and support.

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'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.' mockup

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

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'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.' mockup

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

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"He had his teeth whitened."

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"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!" mockup

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

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"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'." mockup

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

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The tooth fairy.

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"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge." mockup

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

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'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!' mockup

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.' mockup

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!" mockup

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

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'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!' mockup

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

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Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene. mockup

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

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"Really? You can make me look younger!" mockup

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

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"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style." mockup

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

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No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club mockup

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

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"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental." mockup

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

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'What kind of filling would you like?' mockup

'What kind of filling would you like?'

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Love conquers all, except plaque. mockup

Love conquers all, except plaque.

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Shark with Braces.

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Improvised Dentistry.

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'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.' mockup

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

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Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you. mockup

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

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Toothless Meal

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'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.' mockup

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

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"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is." mockup

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

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Facelift Book.

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"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits." mockup

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open mockup

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

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"That explains all the cavities." mockup

"That explains all the cavities."

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1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!" mockup

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

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Car Dentistry.

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"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings." mockup

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

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'My dentist recommended it.'

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Dental Procedure T-Shirts Collection

Dental Procedure Mugs

Discover our humorous and supportive mugs designed for anyone undergoing a dental procedure — from light-hearted sayings to funny cartoons.

Dental Procedure Pillows

Explore our cozy, funny pillows that bring comfort and cheer during dental recovery, making them a thoughtful gift for anyone in need of a smile.

Dental Procedure Prints

Check out our charming prints that celebrate strength and humor during dental procedures — ideal for motivating and amusing your loved ones.