Demons Pillows

Devil Tricks

'I'm afraid of heights.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Official Fight Cards

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."