Demons Mugs

Devil Tricks

'I'm afraid of heights.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Gesundheit!"

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Official Fight Cards

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"