Demon Hunter Gifts

"The crowdfunding"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Cometh the Cow!

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Sea Monster

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Papi, I heard something!"