Demon Hunter Pillows

"The crowdfunding"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Cometh the Cow!

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Sea Monster

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Space wants to kill you."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.