Discovery Hunter Pillows

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Fossil hunting

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Eureka

"A possible eureka."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Louis Pasteur

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'I just discovered fire!'

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.